More of a collection these days. Me over the ages.

Truth be told, there aren't too many pictures of me about. For some strange reason cameras don't seem to function around me too well. Might be something to with the way I tend to drop them in the nearest quantity of water if they're pointed my way I suppose.

Anyway ...

If you're here you are obviously kinda nosy, er ... interested I mean, so by all means follow the various links below.

I've tried not to run into those boring sort of biography type things so I hope that you find this as entertaining as it is informative ...

Well go on then ... you know you want to ...